I want to stick my p in your. b.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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