yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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