You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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