I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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