so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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