Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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