I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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