it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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