do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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