know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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