When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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