Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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