please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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