Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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