Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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