All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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