his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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