Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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