Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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