sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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