he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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