I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
