i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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