lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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