so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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