I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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