So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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