): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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