Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
