Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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