That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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