the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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