I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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