i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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