I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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