do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
