Can Purell be used as lube?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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