so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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