Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
