I am in a vortex of obligation.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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