I want to have your abortion
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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