youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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