YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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