Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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