Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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