Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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