? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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