Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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