what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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