At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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